Ancient Onions

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A Short History || Past Disc Designs || OnionFest Poetry || You Know You're Sweet If...


there once was a team called the sweets,
cause their ulty skills no one could beat (sort of).
they had some ol' farts and one called the dart,
and a few other monkeys
comprising this sweet onion tart.

these sweets had a jam called o-fest,
which made everyone play their damn best.
but it was the pits, for the team had to split,
cause there were just too many who were fully commit.
they were called A and B,
but its all the same to me,
cause you guys are all yummy buzzy buzz bees.

these wally world kids had the game on their mind,
and the time to study, they just couldnt find.
for their hearts were all filled,
with a longing to kill
all the other teams coming -- who all threw much swill (sort of).

and they had these new discs, and new shirts, wow -- they're fine,
oh-oh, just you wait -- they're nothing compared to our line.
for our guys are all ripped,
and they run, zip zip zip!
and our women -- they're OBSCENE,
watch them run, watch them gleam.
so soon we will play, par-tee, and be gay,
so everyone be ready for some rockin' ulty days.

-- the wanker of all wanks

Last updated January 2, 2008
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