In regards to your most recent submission, I would first like to say that although a few slight changes must be made, the piece is something I will gladly print. Its pace and style are captivating, and your way with words is unparalleled among the thousands of works that come across my desk every day. Those are my thoughts on how you have written this piece.
The subject matter, on the other hand, is not something I would dare print on any page. Therefore, I suggest that any mention of certain vulgar acts be replaced with family activities and every vulgar word/phrase be replaced with language one might use when conversing with a respected colleague. The simpler course of action would be to completely remove these elements, which would leave the piece as follows:
I am fond of Marie.
Respectfully yours,
Jack Paulson
Jack Paulson
Head of Publishing and Editorial Services
Great Horned Owl Publishing, Inc.