Jimmy walks and hits like a girl but he has a big penis. I know cause I saw it when we did morning exercises and then went to go change. I really hate Jimmy, I think he's probably my worst enemy. He is always saying stupid things like, "well where did my lunch go, I left it right here?" when it is very obvious that Tom and Lee threw it up in the climbing tree, and I know he saw cause he was watching. And he always wants to go play with Jenna and Miriam, and never wants to play with me and Morse, who is my number one best friend, even though we ask him to sometimes to be nice. I think that maybe he wants to be a girl because he is always playing with girls and he kind of acts like a girl. I guess I think that I should treat Jimmy as I would like to be treated myself, but it's very hard because of all the dumb things he's always doing.
Yesterday at morning break we were all sitting around and talking about what we are going to be when we grow up and, what do you know, it was just like I said. Actually Morse said it and then I copycatted from him. Jimmy said I want to be a ballerina and we all laughed, even Jimmy laughed which was funny. Then at recess Lee said hey Jimmy and did a little ballerina dance and made music with his mouth and Tom and Lee both laughed so hard at Jimmy. And Jimmy was eating an apple and he was laughing, but then he all of a sudden yelled and threw the apple at them. But Jimmy can't throw and it just went thud right into the ground and then Tom and Lee started laughing again and Jimmy started laughing too.
Then today at music we had to do dancing outside on the soccer field and the girls all lined up on one side and the boys lined up on the other, and then we had to do grapevine down the middle, but Morse and I didn't touch the girls because even though I like Jenna, who was my partner, she is obviously a girl. Tom and Lee were so funny. They did this really funny dance down the middle with each other like Lee was a girl. Then Jimmy came up and his partner was supposed to be Gretchen, but he wouldn't touch her. He didn't even look at her, he just looked really hard down the middle of the lines. And then he started sort of dancing down it by himself, ballerina dancing, and you know I don't really like ballet dancing, I think that if I were a dancer I would be a breakdancer, but you know when Jimmy did it, it was actually really beautiful. He was just so good. And he didn't stop at the end of the line like he was supposed to, he kept on going and spinning and doing these big leaps into the air, and they just got higher and higher until he was above the trees by the swings and then he took one big leap and was just this little speck in the sky and then we couldn't see him anymore. He was just up there somewhere like a bird or a satellite.